Birthplace: Pepperidge Farm
Parents: Micheal & Winifred Paci
Likes: Snuggling in bed, reading, dark chocolate, and staring
Dislikes: being lonely, baths, shaving, and bugs
Achievements: being the first alpaca to jump over the moon, winner of the longest staring contest, winning second in the international "softest fur" contest (lost to a hamster), and keeping constant tabs on Joe (inside joke).